WATCH: NRA Fears ‘Great Pumpkin’ Uprising And Stands Their Ground — Yes, Seriously (VIDEO)

Nothing says “Happy Halloween” in America quite like people shooting holes in pumpkins — at least that’s how it is according to the delusional gun nuts at the National Rifle Association (NRA). As far as they’re concerned, there’s no better way to celebrate this well-known, mostly child-focused (now) holiday!

The NRA decided this video would appeal to their demographic…and I suppose it does. It’s certainly ignorant enough to appease the painfully stupid gun-fetishist masses.

Perhaps these shooters are actually practicing for the top-secret pumpkin uprising? That has to be it. We need these people to protect us from the pumpkin horde that will soon be rolling down every street in America, seeking revenge in the name of their carved and pie-bound brethren.

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Because this is what the Second Amendment protects, right?

Amendment II

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Whatever would we do without these brave heroes protecting us from the pumpkin patch insurrection? Thank you, NRA…thank you.

This just serves as an example that preserving our freedoms takes a back seat to the lust inducing power of ammosexuality. The NRA knows that and they pander to their base. Unfortunately, it is entirely too effective and has great influence in Washington.

This is why we can’t have nice things – like practical, common-sense gun regulation.

Huh, huh, huh, it dun explodedid.

Watch more protection from the “Great Pumpkin” in the video below: 

Featured image via video screen capture


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