Michelle Duggar: If You Want A Happy Marriage, NEVER Say ‘No’ To Sex With Your Husband

If there is anything Michelle Duggar knows, it is how to be a slave to a man. In fact, she knows SO much that she decided to write a blog post about how women everywhere can please their man better. You know, because who knows more about pleasing a man than Michelle Duggar, right?

Michelle particularly stresses providing “intimacy” — or as she probably calls it, “missionary every time only for making children” — as an important part of not making God angry.

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From the Duggar Family Blog :

Anyone can iron Jim Bob’s shirt, anybody can make lunch for him. He can get his lunch somewhere else. But you are the only one who can meet that special need that he has in his life for intimacy. You’re it. You’re the only one. So don’t forget that, that he needs you. So when you are exhausted at the end of the day, maybe from dealing with little ones, and you fall into bed so exhausted at night, don’t forget about him because you and he are the only ones who can have that time together. No one else in the world can meet that need.

That’s right ladies. You need to remember that despite how you might feel, or how busy you are, you need to function as your husband’s sexual appliance of convenience.

Maybe you will even get lucky and end up with THIS!


It’s not a clown car, lady! Photo via www.duggarfamily.com

Remember, you have to be “joyfully” available for him and say, “yes, sweetie I am here for you” “no matter what,” even if you are exhausted or “big pregnant.” In order to keep harmony in your marriage, take this lady’s sage advice and be at your husband’s beck and call so he’s as happy as possible — even if it’s at the expense of your own feelings and needs.

This clearly brilliant plan should totally work, unless you have more than seven functioning brain cells to rub together. 

Jim Bob and I say we have the best love life ever because we’re so experienced now, but we are also still learning about each other and it’s just great. I’ve gone back and reread some books that were helpful to me and I’m writing out notes to share with Jill.

The “notes” she plans to share with Jill must be simply fascinating. I can probably sum it up myself: “never say no” and “get pregnant as much as possible, and/or until your uterus bungees out.”

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