Boinkin’ For Jeebus! ‘Christian Swingers’ Site Promotes Conversion By Infidelity (SFW VIDEO)

“Thou shalt not commit adultery,” reads the seventh of the 10 Commandments. Unless, however, you’re doing so to convert one to Christianity, say Christy and Dean Parave, a couple who promote “swinging” – the practice of married couples sharing sex with others – as a religious expression.

The two operate a “Christian Swingers” website for those who “don’t have a problem with faith and enjoying free love with other couples.” It’s free to browse and even upload your own slick pics (and you need not be praying if that’s a photo of you on your knees, either). There are premium options, too, and that can vary in cost (but which If You Only News ain’t gonna touch to learn more about, got it?).

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Their goal isn’t to get others to spread their legs, but to spread the word, Dean says:

God has put me here to spread his word, and our lifestyle community is a great place to do it. You can’t get closer to someone than having sex with them.

The two Florida residents believe that an “oh my Gawd!” climactic moment could be the perfect way to convert others toward faith. Dean says:

I’m getting to people that will probably never even visit a church.

This “let’s boink again” venture has a “born again” foundation, Dean claims. After a sinful life of alcoholism and drug abuse landed him in prison, Dean says he turned to religion to help him reform. Maybe the fact that he couldn’t get laid during the 10 months he spent behind bars helped him decide to explore swinging, but the Paraves say the idea first struck them after Christy, who self-identifies as bisexual, was approached by swingers at a local hardware store. Exploring this avenue helped them restore their faith even more, she says:

I don’t think God would be mad at what we’re doing. At first I was conflicted but the more we looked at it, the more it makes sense to us. Dean and I are both in agreement with this lifestyle, so we’re not committing adultery.

God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other. I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.

The Paraves swear by this unconventional method of religious approach. Dean says:

God’s not gonna put a lion with a bunch of elephants, so what’s he gonna do? He’s gonna put a swinger with a bunch of swingers to spread his word. Simple as that. […] If all the swinger are sinners, what’s the best way to talk to the sinners? To join them, right?

But what about those who only have physical interest, and who want to leave the spiritual side completely out of their sexual deviances? Don’t despair – the couple also operates a “Fitness Swingers” site (complete with “amoral pictures,” its homepage reads), and which is the apparent result of Dean’s other behind-bars reformation: bodybuilding!

Check out this safe-for-work video on the couple from Barcroft TV:


Image: Snipped from Barcroft TV video

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