Conservative hero and infamous draft dodger Uncle “Poopy Pants” Nugent has disclosed the real reason U.S. veterans are committing suicide at a rate of 25 per day. Ted says they won’t tell anyone why. Not you, not doctors, not the press, but alas, they’re telling Ted why.
Some people may think the PTSD from being sent to the wilderness of Afghanistan to fight guerrillas in caves might have something to do with it, or the urban warfare a vet may have experienced in Iraq. Thousands of soldiers came home missing limbs and tens of thousands more came home with the images of their friends and brothers and sisters in arms being blown to smithereens.
That’s not the reason, according to Uncle Ted. According to Shitepants Nugent, our veterans are killing themselves because “their commander-in-chief is the enemy.”
Yes, he actually said that.
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Watch Ted Nugent make the most vile and ridiculous claim imaginable about veterans and suicide:
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