Trump’s Brexit Comments Were So Stupid That People Are Inventing New Words To Insult Him With (TWEETS)

In case you have been living under a rock without wandering wifi, the entire world just got one major kick to the b*lls after Britain did the unthinkable by leaving (or “Brexiting”) the EU. Consequently, causing the Dow to drop by 700 points and the British pound to see its worst value in three decades. On the one hand, it’s a massive indictment of elitist financial globalism, which is good. Conversely, it’s also a cynical boon to Trump’s faux economic populism but legit jingoism/nativism/fascism. Yes, it’s one big hot mess.

But if there’s anyone so miserably disconnected from reality and brazenly unaware of the world around him (he is the world), it’s Donald Trump. That said, the five-alarm dumpster fire managed to mess up perhaps one of the most consequential moments in Europe’s history.

During a trip to Scotland to hawk his latest rich pr*ck paradise on sensitive ecological land, Trump actually thought that it was Scotland that voted to leave the EU when, in fact, they overwhelmingly voted to remain in the supranational organization. Also, bear in mind that Trump had virtually no idea of what the “Brexit”vote was a few months back. I guess he thought it was those Swedish twins he shared a water bed with in the ’70s.

Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!

Yes, he’s looking to get the nuclear launch codes and handle international affairs. Well, Twitter is now destroying him over his phenomenally, breathtakingly dumb comment.


Cocksplat? Not sure what that is, but it can’t be good. Here was another inventive one.

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Here’s a few more of our favorites:

If Trump is good for anything, it’s the limitless comedy fodder. All the money in the world and the guy can’t afford a map.

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