Are the pee pee tapes real? This has been one of the most popular questions surrounding the controversial Steele dossier — not one of the most important of course, but one of the most popular. According to the dossier, The Donald invited a couple young prostitutes over to play on the bed of a Moscow hotel because Barack and Michelle Obama once slept on it and he’s exactly that petty. Besides, it seems he like pee pee just a bit, as it was recently revealed that he partied with Russian oligarchs at a night club that was shut down over a “p*ssing ladies act.”
Mother Jones reports that Trump partied with Rob Goldstone, the publicist who had sent Donald Trump Jr. an email containing an offer for dirt on Hillary Clinton from a “Russian government lawyer,” and Russian oligarchs Aras and Emin Agalarov, at a nightclub known for its “pissing ladies” act:
The Act was no ordinary nightclub. Since March, it had been the target of undercover surveillance by the Nevada Gaming Control Board and investigators for the club’s landlord—the Palazzo, which was owned by GOP megadonor Sheldon Adelson—after complaints about its obscene performances. The club featured seminude women performing simulated sex acts of bestiality and grotesque sadomasochism—skits that a few months later would prompt a Nevada state judge to issue an injunction barring any more of its “lewd” and “offensive” performances. Among the club’s regular acts cited by the judge was one called “Hot for Teacher,” in which naked college girls simulate urinating on a professor. In another act, two women disrobe and then “one female stands over the other female and simulates urinating while the other female catches the urine in two wine glasses.” (The Act shut down after the judge’s ruling. There is no public record of which skits were performed the night Trump was present.)
Trump was there, apparently, to celebrate his 67th birthday — and to make deals with his oligarch friends. The next night, Trump announced the Miss Universe pageant in Moscow that November.
The club was aware of President Stable Genius’ presence and even considered special acts for him. It is unclear what they decided on, if anything.
“This will be one of the biggest and most beautiful Miss Universe events ever,” Trump said while announcing the pageant. Earlier, on the Red Carpet, Trump called the Agalarov“the most powerful people in all of Russia, the richest men in Russia.”
Two days later, Trump sent this infamous tweet:
Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow – if so, will he become my new best friend?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 19, 2013
Are the pee pee tapes real? That’s up for debate — but it’s clear that Trump was in bed with Russians long before he announced his candidacy for President. He signed the contract for the Miss Universe pageant in front of an audience — but how many secret deals has he made?
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