Donald Trump is a nightmare of a client for any lawyer. His Twitter feed alone, combined with his pathological lying and penchant for conspiracy theories means that any lawyer, no matter how skilled, would have a tough time defending or representing Trump. Therefore, it should be no surprise that Trump’s team of lawyers is dropping faster than the people in his chaotic, scandal-ridden White House.
Well, since Trump will be needing more legal representation since the Stormy Daniels case is heating up – after all, a president sleeping with a porn star and allegedly paying for her silence days before an election is a pretty big deal – a clever anonymous troll decided to help The Donald out. The ad says that there is an opening for a “lead attorney for a difficult client” located at the White House, and that “working knowledge of social media, especially Twitter” would be needed. The cherry on top is the last requirement, though (emphasis mine):
“[The ideal applicant has] “better than average knowledge of the adult film industry and a collection of Playboy magazines from 1985-2010.”
Perhaps the best part is what this lawyer would actually be doing. The ad goes on to say that the person who gets the job will be dealing with a man who “is very forceful and opinionated about his defense” and that the primary and most important task of all would be “keeping him from testifying under oath and hoping the rest comes out in the wash.”
The thing is, as funny as this is, it’s also true. We have a “president” who is a pathological liar, mired in scandal, and has turned America into a laughingstock on the world stage. The only thing we can do is pop the popcorn and wait, and in the meantime hope we survive all of this.
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