The Donald Proves Too Repulsive And Offensive For A Major Right-Wing Event

Thursday’s first episode of this summer’s new hit Republican Clown Car 2015 proved to be exactly what we thought it would; that is, a bunch of miserably unqualified crazies trying to out lie and out d*ck Donald Trump. But little did those 9 other mere clowns in training know was that the Donald can never be out d*cked.

Opening the debate by flagrantly insulting the moderator Megyn Kelly, Trump seemed totally unbeknownst to his own repulsive sexism. In fact, Donald is such an utter sexist a-hole that he had the gall to suggest that:Megyn Kelly owe him an apology for basically not letting him be a sexist prick, and 10,000 of his equally sexist a-hole supporters (think Nascar meets Sturgis) called Kelley a “bimbo” and demanded that she be banned from future debates. Chaos is breaking out in the Republican Party, and it’s such a joy to watch the inevitability of teabaggers getting political control.

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For example, Trump managed to be so repulsive and offensive that he was dis-invited from a major conservative conference in Atlanta this weekend by commentator Erick Erickson. That’s right–a homophobic racist wants nothing to do with Donald Trump.  It seems Erickson’s decision came after Trump’s disparaging comments in relation to Megyn Kelly having blood coming out of her wherever.”

Indeed, challenging your penchant for calling women ‘pigs’ and ‘animals’ must mean that the moderator is on her period. 

Here was Erikson:

‘I have tried to give a great deal of latitude to Donald Trump in his run for the Presidency. He is not a professional politician and is known for being a blunt talker. He connects with so much of the anger in the Republican base and is not afraid to be outspoken on a lot of issues. But there are even lines blunt talkers and unprofessional politicians should not cross,’ Erickson said, in a statement. ‘As much as I do personally like Donald Trump, his comment about Megyn Kelly on CNN is a bridge too far for me. His comment was inappropriate. It is unfortunate to have to disinvite him. But I just don’t want someone on stage who gets a hostile question from a lady and his first inclination is to imply it was hormonal. It just was wrong. adding: I have invited Megyn Kelly to attend in Donald Trump’s place tomorrow night.’

Something tells me that Erick Erickson isn’t a huge PC Liberal. Rather, Trump is such a vile fossil with absolutely no insight outside of his own grotesque image that he even proved too offensive for a pretty offensive Erickson. That’s a pretty tough feat.

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