Thanks Obama! Iran Begins Gutting Nuke Program WAY Ahead Of Schedule

Remember when Republicans screamed about Obama’s Iran Deal? They said it would never work and supported military action instead? Well, they were wrong and Obama is laughing all the way to the history books.

Ali Akbar Salehi, Iran’s atomic energy chief, announced that the country has already begun dismantling their nuclear program:

We have already started to take our measures vis-a-vis the removal of the centrifuge machines – the extra centrifuge machines. We hope in two months time we are able to exhaust our commitment.

Under the agreement hammered out by Obama, the country has to give up 98 percent of their enriched uranium stockpile, promise not to enrich uranium containing more than 3.67 percent of U235, the isotope needed for fission reactions and reduce their 19,000 centrifuges down to a little over 6,000. Obama, in return, promised to lift the economic sanctions that have been placed on the country.

The right, led by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin “I Hate Muslims” Netenyahu, claimed that Obama was putting both Israel and America in danger by negotiating with Iran. They would have much rather seen the United States waste trillions of dollars going to war with the country. Because, you know, that worked out so well in Iraq and Afghanistan. Obama, ignored the war mongering right and decided diplomacy was the best answer — and he was right.

Republicans will likely ignore this development, because their Obama Derangement Syndrome prevents them from ever admitting they were wrong. Instead, they will continue to scream “MOAR WAR!” Fortunately for us, and the rest of the world, we have a president who doesn’t believe in sending our kids off to war every time something happens. This developement proves that diplomacy is far more effective than war and the 47 treasonous senators who tried to sabotage the deal all look like the imbeciles they are.

It’s a good day in America. THANKS OBAMA!

Featured image via Storify :h/t Occupy Democrats


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