Ted Cruz’s Holiday Campaign Ad Is Ho Ho Horrible

All right kids, get ready for some Yuletide nausea, because degenerate Senator Ted Cruz is coming to town — and he has a new campaign ad that promises to fill your stockings with Christmas…fear?

I have to give the Muppet-headed Cruz credit, after his faux filibuster a couple of years ago where he defiantly read “Green Eggs And Ham” on the Senate floor to try to block, I don’t know — common sense and progress? I thought I had seen the apex of stupidity involving a grown man and a children’s book, but once again Republican jackassery has proven me wrong.

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Now, whether you lean right, left or somewhere in between I think we can all agree that pasty, dull white guys from The Republican party should stay out of the comedy game. It is almost unbearable watching Cruz do his best SNL impersonation as he butchers the fine nuances of comedy and reads from such humorless titles as, “How Obamacare Stole Christmas” and “Rudolph the Underemployed Reindeer”.

But wait — the fun isn’t over yet! Not to let any good self-promoting acts of narcissism go to waste, Cruz finishes this grotesque ad with his comedy coup de grace “The Senator who Saved Christmas”, thus proving once again that what Republicans lack in intelligence, they make up for in vindictiveness. This video is truly a miserable elixir of shameful pandering, mean-spirited sarcasm, and flop sweat.

My holiday wish is for Santa to shove a lump of coal down the good Senator’s throat to wipe that smug smirk off Ted’s vacant face.

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Video courtesy of Ted Cruz via YouTube

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