STFU Ammosexuals! Businesses And Citizens HATE Your ‘Open Carry’ Laws

Last week’s deadly cop shootings that unfolded in Dallas during a major BLM protest have done two things: made racist people even more racist, and gun-toting nut jobs fondle guns even more. Basically, each of us retreat to our respective corners and gripe until small pen*s pills are covered under Obamacare. But seriously, that an innocent man was nearly shot to death on account of Texas’ open carry and being mistaken for the sniper seems like a good time to revisit this law.

Now, some studies shoe that states that permit Open Carry produce less violence, though there is no REAL definitive proof to support the evidence behind that claim. But what we do know is that open carry produces a sh*t load of already paranoid, gov-mint hatin’ (while hypocritically living on food stamps or welfare because white people ) ammosexuals scaring the living bejeezus out of sane people who just want to eat or shop like normal.  Here are a few examples of how gun worshipers playin’ army

Here are a few examples of how open carry laws can actually create far worse scenario:

  1. Texas Roadhouse

A group of Nebraska Open Carry activists intended to invade the local Texas Roadhouse restaurant in Omaha.  Alarmed, people called the restaurant to complain, and calls were even made to the police.  With all the unwanted attention, the Texas Roadhouse manager told the activists to leave.

I want to feed people — not have a circus in here,” restaurant manager Steve Jackson explained.
The only acceptable circus is the Republican Presidential Race.
       2.  Sonic
Open Carry Texas members previously uploaded (and later removed) videos of them carrying assault rifles into a Sonic restaurant .  When the manager of Sonic told the group of 10 men that they weren’t welcome with their rifles, the gun fondlers said “That’s the second time in a row!  Man, we can’t do nothin’!  I feel like I’m a kid again; my mom won’t let me do anything!”  They sound like real winners.
       3.   Chipotle
Once again, more morons of Open Carry Texas with no real employment status  thought it would be brilliant to carry loaded AK-47 and AR-15 assault rifles into a Chipotle restaurant in Dallas.  Customers were justifiably alarmed, and complained, prompting Chipotle’s to release a statement, banning the guns in their restaurants.  Here’s their official statement:
Recently participants from an “open carry” demonstration in Texas brought guns (including military-style assault rifles) into one of our restaurants, causing many of our customers anxiety and discomfort.  Because of this, we are respectfully asking that customers not bring guns into our restaurants, unless they are authorized law enforcement personnel.
Historically, we felt it enough to simply comply with local laws regarding the open or concealed carrying of firearms, because we believe that it is not fair to put our team members in the uncomfortable position of asking that customers refrain from bringing guns into our restaurants.  
However, because the display of firearms in our restaurants has now created an environment that is potentially intimidating or uncomfortable for many of our customers, we think it is time to make this request.
The fact remains that flaunting your small penis substitute in public only creates more anxiety and danger. Moreover, it does nothing but boost the fragile egos of the moronic ammosexuals wielding them. The only thing you want to complain about in a Chili’s is a screaming kid, not a really fat or really skinny white guy with an assault rifle in his hand.

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