Poor Donald can’t seem to catch a break. Yeah, he won the nomination, but what did that get him?
Now, fresh from an arguably historic win, he’s snatching defeat from the jaws of victory because there is literally no person alive, who is not a contemptible wretch or clueless idiot, that will agree to be his vice presidential pick.
Yeah, he’s talked about how he has a list of names, but anyone can write down stuff. It doesn’t mean people actually want to be associated with him. There’s a couple that would say yes, but they’re people who are either total clowns like Carly Fiorina and Ben Carson, or completely toxic asshats like Chris Christie.
SNL took a good jab at Donald for his lack of support among the party, now that he has the voter base under his control. They went over a big list of popular and “reasonable” people, which sounded fine except for the fact they all said hell no to the idea of being Donald’s VP.
Maybe he could run a new reality TV Show, such as: Who wants to be a VP? He could have Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann in a spelling bee and whichever one understands what a spelling bee is wins the VP slot.
Watch SNL completely lampoon Trump’s bad luck below:
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