Hitler was on Conan O’Brien Thursday, well, a Sarah Silverman impostor anyway.
Conan opens the interview up to give Hitler a chance to defend himself from the many comparisons between him and Donald Trump, charges that apparently are offensive to the Furher. Really, when Silverman’s Hitler explains WHY he is so upset with the comparison, it makes a lot of sense:
I am like, don’t get me wrong, Conan, I agree with a lot of what he says. A lot. Like 90 percent of what he says, I’m like this guy gets it. But it’s just, I don’t like the way he says it. It’s crass, you know?
That makes sense, though, because the fascist dictator, while not in any way a “nice guy,” was at least articulate. Trump has been shown to speak at a fourth grade level.
Silverman continued, bringing up the Donald’s now infamous “penis defense” on national television, saying that Hitler is famous for having a micropenis and that micropenises are a hallmark of tyrants. However, Hitler’s heartfelt rejection of all things Trump wasn’t quite enough to inspire remorse – of course.
All these comparisons to Trump, it’s like, it bums me out, you know what I mean? Sometimes I watch him and I’m like, ‘Is that how people see me?’ And I have to be honest, Trump, he’s starting to make me rethink some of the things I’ve done. Ah, who am I kidding? I got to be me!
Watch the hilarious sketch here:
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