Guess What Anti-Fed Militiaman Took A Great Big Check From Big Meanie Government


It’s now day 4 in America’s battle with a group of horribly misinformed white guys in flight jackets and — although not as hilarious as the first couple of days, is still pretty funny. Well, more so sad and pathetic than funny, but who can really tell the difference anymore. Ammon Bundy, the loud patriot and leader of the angry white guy stand-off at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, wants all of his ammosexual buddies to think he hates the big meanie gubmint. But what he doesn’t want them to know is his awkward history with the very government he’s railed against.

For example, it seems Ammon Bundy benefited from a small business program created by President Obama. But how can that be?? Isn’t Obama trying to steal this guy’s land, bible, guns and snacks??

Via The Daily Kos:

Ammon Bundy runs a Phoenix-based company called Valet Fleet Services LLC, which specializes in repairing and maintaining fleets of semitrucks throughout Arizona. On April 15, 2010—Tax Day, as it happens—Bundy’s business borrowed $530,000 through a Small Business Administration loan guarantee program. The available public record does not indicate what the loan was used for or whether it was repaid. The SBA website notes that this loan guarantee was issued under a program “to aid small businesses which are unable to obtain financing in the private credit marketplace.” The government estimated that this subsidy could cost taxpayers $22,419. Bundy did not respond to an email request for comment about the SBA loan. 

Oops! Don’t you just hate it when those pesky facts have to ruin your little angry white guy party?

Of course Ammon “Ammosexual Jr” Bundy neglected to mention this very generous government handout in his utterly bizarre anti-government diatribe given to the press yesterday.

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