Ding Dong, Cruz’s Campaign Is Dead: Twitter Joyfully Erupts Into Hilarity (TWEETS)

The saddest part about the news the Ted Cruz is suspending his campaign is… well, for Liberals, not much. We already knew he was a worse choice than Trump, and we were pretty damn positive he could never win, so there isn’t much in the way of “shock,” here.

Humor, now that there is plenty of, because we have one less batsh*t insane candidate who can’t understand the separation of church and state and that is at least a little bit of a victory. The GOP, however, is now on life support as the truth sinks in — even Republicans hate their shattered party.

The reaction of the general public, “don’t let the door hit ya where the good lawd split ya!”:

We just don’t even miss him:

A lot, and I mean a lot, of the joking on Twitter is aimed right at liar-liar, now two-time-loser, Carly Fiorina:

Now, should we be concerned about this, he might re-spawn if his wife didn’t get permission from God to stop running:

Is this an actual record? Has anyone else actually lost the same Primary twice?:

Perhaps we should be apologizing to Canada, I mean, who are they gonna root for now?:


To be honest, it didn’t take her long to sink Hewlett Packard, but this has to be some sort of a record:

Oh, now, come on — what did Motley Crue ever do to you?!?

But right now, the hilarity all falls in this — Ted Cruz was actually the worst of the two candidates. Then again, watching Ted Cruz realize he is, indeed, “BusTed,” not “TrusTed,” has been at least entertaining.

As for those saying that this is going to win Trump votes, well, this kinda nails that. Nope:

Featured image via Twitter


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