71-Year-Old Man Fabricates Story About Mexico’s President Heaping Praise On Him During Phone Call

A 71-year-old former reality show star has been caught inventing praiseful remarks which never happened. Just recently, the alleged billionaire fabricated a story about a phone call he received from the leader of the Boy Scouts in which he heaped praise on him for giving the “greatest speech that was ever made.”

And now it’s reported that the current occupant of the White House fabricated another phone call.

The elderly Twitter addict recalled a phone conversation with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto in which he praised his administration’s work on the U.S.-Mexico border, but that, too, never happened.

The septuagenarian welcomed John Kelly as his new chief of staff to the cabinet on Monday.

“At Homeland, what he has done has been nothing short of miraculous,” he said of Kelly.

“As you know, the border was a tremendous problem and they’re close to 80 percent stoppage. And even the president of Mexico called me — they said their southern border, very few people are coming because they know they’re not going to get through our border, which is the ultimate compliment,” the mentally unstable old man added.

However, Nieto said he hasn’t had a phone conversation with the golfing addict for some time now.

In a statement released by the Mexican Foreign Ministry, Nieto said he “has not recently spoken to President Donald Trump over the telephone,” according to CBS News.

The statement from Nieto went on to reference the only other time the two had met and conversed on the sidelines of the G-20 Summit.

“During the meeting, the two heads of State held last July 7th in Hamburg, Germany, the topic of migration was a topic of conversation approached by both,” the statement read. “President Peña Nieto shared that repatriations of Mexican nationals from the United States had fallen 31% between January and June 2017 in comparison to the same timeframe in 2016.”

That last conversation between the two leaders took place before President Bone Spurs recalled the telephone call that never took place.

The elderly man’s job is listed as Commander-In-Chief. Conservatives voted into a power a man (we’re not going to mention his name in this article today because he’s embarrassing the f*ck out of us) who has filed for bankruptcy numerous times and scammed gullible conservatives into believing that our country’s first black president is actually a sneaky Muslim from Kenya who usurped the presidency.

We’re not saying he’s totally bonkers. Some people are saying that but not us (we are saying that). Believe me.

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