Although not nearly as fun as guessing what that thing is on his head, speculating on what could possibly be in Donald Trump’s tax returns is proving to be a new fun game. 100,000 dollars on orange spray paint? A charity that seeks to shoot the poor into outer space? Those are all things you expect to find in Trump’s returns. Despite forcing President Obama to stop wasting time fixing the economy and focus on important issues, like producing his birth certificate, Trump has resisted calls to produce his tax returns.
Trump’s entire raison d’ etre is that he’s a super rich guy who gets things done. In other words, he borrows a sh*t load of money from other really rich people, then undersells his assets to avoid paying taxes. I guess that doesn’t look as good on a red cap, though.
ABC News recently revealed that Trump has deliberately undervalued the Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County, New York. This sprawling jackass factory consists of 147 acres that is said to be worth “more than $50 million,” according to Trump’s campaign disclosure form. And yet when it came time to value the property for tax purposes, this 50 million dollar boast was suddenly only $1.35 million. Rich guys have really, really great access to magicians operating as attorneys. Naturally, the proposed valuation has bewitched the small town of Ossining. Moreover, they say the new figure would cut Trump’s tax burden by 90 percent and dump that burden on everyone else.
Trump says he represents the little guy, but the little guy is going to have to pay his taxes for him here in Ossining, said Dana Levenberg, the Ossining town supervisor.
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