Apocalypse Cheerleader Michele Bachmann’s End Of Days Fantasy Revealed

So here we are, seven years into the Obama administration with only one more year to go (that is if you’re a rational person who believes Obama is actually going to leave office next January and not declare himself emperor for life with no take backs) and yet the dozens of apocalyptic conspiracy theories revolving around his Presidency have yet to transpire.

Obama has not taken our guns, euthanized the elderly, put health care chips in our heads, invaded Texas, implemented Sharia Law, killed Christians with Ebola, destroyed the country with his Dr. Evil HARP weather machine, or the dozens of other BS conspiracy theories that might lead any reasonably sane person to a delightful evening of face palming themselves into unconsciousness.

It is always amazing to me how people can believe one goofy doomsday prediction after another, and no matter how many times these cataclysmic events don’t come to pass, they are ready and willing to jump back on the crazy train and take another ride into the land of delusion. Case in point; with only 9 months until America elects its next Commander-In-Chief, Obama has precious little time left to get those FEMA Death Camps up and running, so now the paranoid right wing nutbars of the interwebs and talk radio have to focus their energies on a new doomsday scenario, life after the Obama Presidency.

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On Saturday former Republican Representative and Four Horsemen Fangirl, Michele Bachmann appeared on the “End Times” radio show to once again warn America about the coming Apocalypse and the man who will soon reveal himself has the harbinger of death, Barrack Obama. In a convoluted worldwide conspiracy that would make a Randy Quaid viral video seem tame by comparison, Bachmann laid out her biblical fantasy about the coming end of days.

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According to Bachmann, Obama, the man she believes to be the Antichrist, has worked diligently to expand the power of the Presidency, empower the United Nations and meticulously manipulated world events in a nefarious plot to bring about the end of the world. Bachmann went on to say,

Obama would be no faceless UN secretary general like the previous ones. He would redefine the office and expand its powers — simply by his visibility. And he would ceaselessly agitate within America for … “change” in the authority of the United Nations over the lives, sovereignty and tax dollars of all Americans

Also adding,

The whole idea of Obama being able to extend his presidency, even enhance it and expand it, I don’t think I need to say what I’m thinking because I think a lot of the listeners are thinking the same thing, and we all are too, and as you shake your head you wonder what’s coming next,

I think it’s safe to say unless you spend your days talking to sock puppets while tied to a Thorazine drip, you probably have no idea what Bachmann is saying. However, this does seem to be a very powerful indicator that Republicans will be telling their children bogeyman stories about Barrack Obama for many years to come.


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