Now that Halloween’s over and the candy’s all eaten, we’ve scoured the web for the most epic 15 Halloween costume fails. From Hooters babies to Ray and Janay Rice, America’s citizens have granted us an embarrassment of riches in the tacky, tasteless, and cruel Halloween costumes department. Nonetheless, we’ve managed to cull out the best of the bunch. And keep scrolling — you won’t believe #1!
15. Hooters’ waitress: Would you dress your baby girl as a Hooters’ waitress, complete with fake boobs? No wonder this epic 2014 Halloween costume fail stands out, even on the EpicFail.Com website!
14. Adolph Hitler. You’ll never guess who a New Yorker found at the 42nd Street and Broadway subway station!
13. Sexy “Indian princess.” Look! A Halloween costume fail that’s offensive to Native Americans AND women! Please note that the head piece, necklace and tomahawk are not included. We’re not sure about the gladiator sandals.
12. condom: Even fire-breathing, devil-worshipping, gay-marrying liberals like ourselves believe this boy’s too young to be learning about safe sex.
11. Maxi Pad. Ew. Just. Ew.
10. Adult Mexican. SERIOUSLY? And they don’t even include the giant mustache, sombrero, and gun!
9. President Barack Obama. Because there’s nothing scarier in this world for some people than a half-white, half-black Democrat in the White House.
8. Pumpkin man. Please. Just say “no.”
7. Ray and Janay Rice. We don’t even know what to say about what may the most popular Halloween costume fail of 2014.
6. More Ray and Janay Rice costumes: Who the h3ll ARE these people? And what kind of person would let their kid go out on Halloween dressed as a wife beater?
5. Sexy Ebola nurse. Not only is the concept in poor taste, the outfit isn’t even that “sexy.”
4. Pashtun Papa: We hope the idiot who selected this “Pashtun Papa” Halloween costume for Walmart’s online storefront got fired. After a flood of angry feedback, Walmart removed this item… But Jezebel still has the screen grab.
3. Sexy ISIS Jihadis: Recruitment tool? Or just the usual “who can dress sexier on Halloween” stunt?
2. Sharia women: Are these costumes for real, or just another stupid conservative meme?
1. Junior Jihad: Out of all these epic Halloween costume fails, this one stands out as the most awful of the bunch. What kind of parent would dress their child up as a knife-wielding ISIS executioner who’s about to behead a baby doll?
Featured photo: Screen grab/Twitter.