George Zimmerman Flips Out On Driver, Gets Shot In The Face

Seemingly incapable of living the quiet life of a marginal painter, real life thug George Zimmerman was reportedly involved in a shooting over the weekend.

According to Channel 9 News,  the portly sociopath was involved in a shooting incident Monday in Seminole County on Lake Mary Boulevard. Local authorities say that Zimmerman was shot in the face (No, Cheney didn’t do it) during a heated confrontation with a driver.

According to Police Chief Steve Bracknell, Zimmerman did not shoot, but was shot at by the other driver. Wait, Zimmerman didn’t shoot? I thought he was like the Prince of Ammosexuals. Surely Ted Nugent will have to give him a spanking to set him straight.

The man who called 911 to report the shooting apparently told CNN that the alleged gunman ran up to him and said, “I just shot George Zimmerman, call 911!” “I just shot George Zimmerman” should be an iPhone app or something. According to CNN executive editor Ram Ramgopal, the alleged gunman claimed he was driving when Zimmerman brandished a gun, so he then followed through with his second amendment right and shot Zimmerman. Karma can be a real fickle pickle, but when it comes through it’s so good.

However, unlike all the “massive damage” that little Trayvon Martin managed to do, authorities said that  Zimmerman’s injuries appear to be minor.

Image via Channel 9 News

Image via Channel 9 News

Let’s recap Zimmerman’s saintly building-schools-in-Africa life after the Trayvon Martin shooting.

Since being acquitted for the murder of Trayvon Martin in 2013, Zimmerman has been arrested twice now: Once in 2013 for allegedly pointing a gun at his girlfriend (he’s single now, ladies), and earlier in 2014 for aggravated assault. I don’t know about you, but that sounds awfully thuggish to me. Perhaps now that he was shot in the face as a result of his combative nature, he might actually stick to being a crappy painter.

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